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College: It's Just Not as Important AnymoreCollege life and education ain't what it used to be; why bother with it so much?
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Opening Letters with Claymores: James Joyce's DublinersIt's better to be dramatic than to be drab. -
Thousands Are Dead; You Are NextWhat can we possibly do to cheat Death and relinquish our souls? Find out in this exciting article! -
Asperger's with a Side of FriesRead about the most annoying self-diagnosed human condition ever. Fun for all! -
It's Morphing Time!Time to kick ass with the Power Rangers, as we embark on a thesis of stereotypes, Christian mythology, and the power of positive thinking! Don't Do Drugs, kids! -
Why You Should Quit WritingNo, seriously---put down the pens and paper and just stop. You're horrible at what you do. -
Adventures in VentriloquismFollow my descent into madness as I learn the art of ventriloquism, along with its trials and tribulations. -
Who's Watching the Watchmen?Zack Snyder is in for the fight of his life as he attempts to assemble an all-star cast for the most controversial super-hero movie ever produced. -
Associated Content: A Wild Ride to SuccessBuckle your seatbelts, kids--In just eight easy steps, you too can have your ugly picture plastered on the front page showcase! Excelsior! -
The Primordial Ooze Smells like PopcornSeagulls have much more fun than human beings, and I think it has something to do with evolutionary statistics. -
The Pen and the SwordBlades are for playing; pens are for fighting: All you'll ever need to know on writing, and then some. -
Wrestling with Bad TasteDon't read this if you're easily offended by sports entertainment, fatal headlocks, or 'roid rage. You've been given fair warning, Hulkamaniacs. -
Live Earth: More like "Live Ugh"The only thing stupider than global warming is a stupid concert full of stupid musicians. -
Famous Cats of the WorldDo you love cats? Do you love famous cats? If the answer is "yes," then you're in for a treat! -
Associated Content: Circa 1776Associated Content was once the template of choice for American personalities like Paul Revere and George Washington! Journey back to 1776 to discover what they were really like on AC. -
I Believe in the Church of Iggy PopWhen the dust settles from the battle of Armageddon, one man will stand proud and invincible: Iggy Pop, the King Iguana and Earth's mightiest champion! -
How to Be an Internet ToughguyLearn how to be a badass in this digital world of fame and fortune! Hex your foes, and curse your enemies with this guide to Internet prowess! -
Supposedly, We're All Going to HellAccording to our good buddy Joey Ratzinger, we're all screwed--and only the unstoppable juggernaut known as the Catholic War Machine can save us! Who will prevail in this epic battle of might and magic!? -
The Bastards and the Buzzsaw: The Rise of Punk RockTwo bands stand alone atop the spire of this genre's birth: The Ramones and The Sex Pistols. But who can claim true paternity to this magnificent beast of a revolution? -
The Awesomeness of BaseballThe greatest moments in the history of baseball--Revealed! Read about the most fantastic feats of prowess the game has ever seen! -
I Open Door and See "Why Not"The Internet is a scary place. You know what else is scary? Ghosts are scary! But they aren't quite as stupid as the average internet user, though! -
Presidential Election 2008: A Doomed OdysseyThe future without George Bush seems so bright and shiny! -
"Have a Nice Day": Why Do People Have to Be so Optimistic to Me?You're one of these people; therefore, everyone is at fault.




