Ron Johnson

Ron Johnson

I grew up in a Pentecostal family but shrugged off the yoke of Christianity in my early twenties. I've been an avid MMA fan for many years and closely follow every televised event regardless of organization. I currently live with my wife and two children in beautiful Boulder, Colorado.
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  • The Jim Bakker Show: Shyster Central
    In case you hadn't heard, Jim Bakker is back on television. He's been back for a few years now with his new Morningside Church (based in Branson, Missouri). And just like Heritage USA, he's selling condos and beckoning viewers to come and join him. But th
  • An Ode to Ranallo
    Ranallo, announcer for Mixed Martial Arts His voice, too big for his small body parts Can't make a decision On his hair or his vision And when (read on)
  • Dear MTV, Please Broadcast Bellator in HD
    Dear MTV execs, I'm a Bellator fan. A lot of people are. MMA is one of the fastest growing sports in the world. You agree, otherwise you wouldn't have signed a tv deal with Bellator.
  • Osama Bin Laden Still Alive, Vows to Resurface
    A video disc purportedly coming from terror mastermind Osama bin Laden has surfaced in the Indian Ocean, according to a confidential memorandum circulating within the Pentagon.
  • "Bin Laden Compound Packed with Porn", Official Says
    The Pakistan compound where bin Laden was hiding was apparently strewn with adult materials, according to a high-ranking official with intimate knowledge of the operation to kill Osama bin Laden.
  • Steven Seagal Fired Kill Shot on Bin Laden, Sources Say
    Sources close to the Pentagon have confirmed tonight that martial arts master-turned-actor Steven Seagal was the man who fired the kill shot on Osama Bin Laden.
  • More Weird Animal Facts!
    If we love our pets, why do we imprison them inside our homes instead of letting them go?
  • Is Marijuana a Gateway Drug?
    Is Marijuana a Gateway Drug? Answer these 8 simple questions and find out!
  • How to Burglar Proof Your Home
    Five simple tips to keep burglars out and your belongings in.
  • Should I Buy that High-End Timepiece?
    Are you looking at expensive watches to buy? You might want to reconsider buying that high-end Longines, Panerai or Ball watch after reading this plea for you to keep your money in your pocket and out of the hands of timepiece hawkers.
  • The Best Military Branch to Enlist In
    The US Military offers many choices for potential recruits, from the Marines to the Air Force and everything in between. But which branch of the military is the best choice? Read on to find out.
  • This Atheist Just Got Himself Ordained!
    Do you ever hear people introduced with the 'also an ordained minister' line and wonder what the whole 'ordained minister' thing is all about? I've done some investigating, and what I found might shock you.
  • Six Rules for Negotiating a Lower Price
    Buying a big-ticket item can be scary for most people. We fear the shady salesman that will rip us off and call us a sucker behind our back, yet we're powerless to do anything about it. Well, those days are over.
  • How to Become an Ordained Minister
    How does a person become ordained? What is ordination anyway? I explain what it means to be ordained and give you instruction on how to get ordained for free!
  • Why Can't I Price Match?
    Retailers frequently tout their Price Match policies, but often times they'll refuse to match the price you bring them and cite a loophole in their policy. Educate yourself on their deceptive practices so you can avoid the retailer runaround.
  • The Top 5 Strikers in MMA Today
    The exciting sport of Mixed Martial Arts contains a wide array of standup assassins. I list the top five MMA strikers and breakdown the reasons why they make the list.
  • The World Will Not End on May 21, You Can Go Ahead with Your Summer Vacation Plans
    The world will not end on May 21st, 2011. Time zones and God's own words guarantee it. Read on to learn why.
  • Mixed Martial Arts Revisited: Why You Should Watch it Now
    Modern MMA has evolved past the old days of nut shots and headbutts. State sanctioning, educated fighters and different weight classes have changed the sport for the better. Here's why you should give it a second chance.
  • How to Find a Medical Marijuana Dispensary
    You've got your medical marijuana recommendation, but how in the hell do you find a dispensary? Mr Ron Johnson walks you through the steps!
  • The Sportsman's 'Ass Pat' Has to Go
    For what reason would a man need to pat another man's ass, if not as a pickup move?
  • How to Get the Best Customer Service
    Don't waste time with service desk operators or brainless zombies who handle your customer service problem by following a checklist. Use this guide and take your complaint straight to the top!
  • How to Obtain a Medical Marijuana Prescription in California
    This simple guide eliminates the cloud of mystery surrounding medical marijuana, explaining the steps needed to acquire the medicine that literally blows other stress relieving medications away.

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