Uncle Jake
I'm a hobbyist writer looking to break into the market of professional writing. I enjoy writing fantasy/sci-fi fiction, editorials, opinion articles, humor pieces and reviews of computer hardware.
Honestly, I'm just some over-educated blow-hard that likes writing.
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Honestly, I'm just some over-educated blow-hard that likes writing.
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You can't have a forest without an awful lot of nuts scattered around.
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Letting Go of God and Looking Around Us for AnswersThe things we think we want the most are often neither what we thought they were nor so very hard to find at all. Solutions can arise if we simply look to where they are and not merely where we're told to look.
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Rational Abortion Policy: Is it Possible?Everyone has an opinion on abortion, but resolution seems as far away now as it did ten years ago. What shall we do about this? Leave your emotion-driven opinions at the door!
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Cigarette Smokers SuckOne American man's perspective on cigarettes, smokers and the hullabaloo surrounding the entire topic.
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The Palm of Your HandA random tale...a random battery of thoughts.
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Hitler Ate My SammichMy adventure with sammich-location technology, ninja-pirate folklore and Hitler. -
Uncle Jake's Bathroom ReaderAn amusing series of thoughts, observations and anecdotal references to odd facts and peculiarities.
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A Brief Guide on Getting Started with Your Own Freelance Journalism EndeavorsAnd you thought it was easy! -
The Nature of ChoiceEveryone makes choices, but what is a choice? Conversely, what is not? -
Uncle Jake's Guide to DiscordianismEvery day, there are millions upon millions of people who think they know what they're talking about doing all this talking and writing and going on talkshows, but what do you do when you want to really find the truth? I have no clue either.
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Uncle Jake's Guide to Conducting a Scientific ExperimentAnyone can conduct a scientifically-valid experiment as well as gather and analyze data. A degree in science isn't required! -
The Insanity of Religion, and How Organized Religion Depends on Your IgnoranceMillions of people around the world are, every day, operating on assumptions of reality that bear no factual premise, and in many ways run directly counter to proven, provable, repeatable observations of existence. They've been lied to.
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Uncle Jake's Guide to MarriageMarriage, when improperly used, is a lethal weapon. Let Uncle Jake help you navigate the terrifying waters while avoiding the pitfalls. I bet you didn't know there were pits to fall into in the water, did you? This is why you need your Uncle.
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The History of the World of Eolae.A mage in a bar recounts for other patrons a summarized, patchwork history of the world in which they dwell.
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Uncle Jake's Man-Guide to Disaster AvoidanceDisaster visits itself upon us all. Are you prepared to handle it? Uncle Jake can help you navigate the turgid waters of everything from preparing for a party to getting ready for a funeral, and all the in-law encounters in between.
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Uncle Jake's Facts of LifeBecause anyone with half a struggling braincell could figure this out if they wanted to, with little effort beyond that desire required.
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A Compilation of Wit, Thoughts and Observations About ChristianityEverywhere you look, there it is; religion. It's more heavily advertised than cola and clearly more addictive than nicotine and caffeine combined.
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The Bible Vs. ScienceMisanthropic application of religion is damaging to religion's own cause.
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The Tale of Tien'gathuinIn every hero dwells a villain; in every villain, a hero.
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A Day in the Life.."I've never done anything I didn't learn from, but I've learned from a lot of things I've never done."
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A Chance Return"In eternity, we sleep with the knowledge that, in our sleep, we are the dreamers of the dreams that ever were and shall be."
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Eternity in Memories...there was darkness.
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Of Eternal Mages"Some tales are best left untold. Some untold tales are best left alone."
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Uncle Jake's Guide to Boredom Or, How to Remedy Boredom like a ProEver felt bored? Wanna learn how to remedy that? Sooner or later, we're all struck by that unique sensation.
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All the Little ThingsA glimpse into the life of a young mage, dwelling in a very altered Forgotten Realms...
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The Bible is Over-Glorified, and I Don't Buy ItI liken the bible unto one of man's most clung-to attempts at filling a perceived void of direction and purpose, not an artifact worthy of adoration and worship.
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Uncle Jake's Guide to Compooters - Everything You Hoped No One Would Ever Have to Say (seriously)Some people shouldn't be allowed to own a computer. Gods forbid, I hope I'm not one of them.
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Who is God?A glimpse into the mind of someone who either thinks too much or too little.






