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Driver in China Regrets Manual Transmission PurchaseSome drivers have been bumper-to-bumper for 9 days. However, after only 3 hours, Clemmons was spotted crying in his car by some school children. "Why did I have to buy a stick shift?" whimpered Clemmons. -
Sinkhole Gets Hungry; Tries to Swallow RestaurantThe Southeast Region is no stranger to Sinkholes. They have gobbled up cars, traffic signs, homes; whatever they need to survive. Usually, they are no major threat to humans and civilization, until now. -
Bed Bug: "We're Not that Snug"New York City's Bed Bug problem escalated this weekend when thousands of bed bugs were found loitering inside the Empire State Building. -
Dr. Laura and Mel Gibson Teaming Up to Host New ShowTimes are tough for racists, but in a country that loves controversy, and awards it with opportunity, Dr. Laura and Gibson, have found a way back. Whether it be housewives in New Jersey or a family with 20 kids, today's viewers revel in reality. -
Godzilla Wins Poker Tournament with Monster HandGodzilla, who dominated the big screen in movies such as Godzilla Versus the Sea Monster and Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster, won the Rio's Tournament with a monster hand. -
NASA Study: Saggy Pants Problem Tied to Earth's GravityCharles Wheatley, an Astrophysicist for NASA. Wheatley, who has been working on the problem for the past 3 years, believes he has found a scientific explanation. -
Priest Wins Fishing Tournament; Catches Holy Mackerelbut the biggest attraction this Summer was on Lake Michigan Wednesday morning, as Father Earl Knickers pulled a whopping 40 pound mackerel onto his boat. -
Jean Paul Gaultier: "Codpieces Are Coming Back"Jean Paul Gaultier, the famous designer who introduced man-skirts in the 80's and produced costumes for Madonna in the 90's, including her cone-shaped bra for the Blond Ambition Tour, is now setting his sights on a fashion for men, codpieces. -
Justin Bieber Grows a New Hair on BallsBieber shyly admitted on the red carpet last night, during an interview. Bieber who has not been able to keep his life private, is now dishing on his own privates. -
Strawberry Section of Ice Cream Feeling NeglectedYou scream, they scream, we all scream for ice cream. But not for one flavor that is crying foul. Strawberry, the long-time companion of chocolate and vanilla is sick and tired of being ousthined. -
Man Cries Himself to Sleep Every Night; Pillow is DepressedDon Lasker, a sheet metal worker by day, a crier by night. Lasker, 37 has been sad ever since his girlfriend, Farina Watkins decided to leave him. -
George Michael's House Overrun by JitterbugsHe said "I want to Jitterbug" in 1984 and George Michael meant it. But he didn't expect it to happen 26 years later. The famed singer of Wham was awoken early Friday morning by the rustle of over 300 Jitterbugs. -
Famous Linebacker Couldn't Wait to Get into Her Tight EndIn the latest development of what can be called too horny for his own good, Ex-NFL Superstar Lawrence Taylor's wife, Lynette is now chiming in that her husband did not have sex with the 16 year old girl... -
Newly Divorced Gardener Spreading Seed All Over TownBill Graben is out of the house and out on the prowl. Once a devoted family man, now one of New England's most sought after bachelors. Owner of Graben's Greenery, Bill Graben has just announced his intentions to spread his seed all over town. -
Local Mime Behind Real BarsFor years, Bagenville's premiere mime, George "Get me out of this Box" Druthers has been badgering audiences with his act. But a terrible shouting match between Druthers and his longtime lover, Marcel Moskowitz has landed the famous mime in jail. -
Teen Charged with First Degree Murder for Burning InsectsTeen charged with first degree murder for burning insects
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Balloon Regrets Fleeing Little Girl's HandBalloon regrets fleeing little girl's hand.