Lisa Zapico Patteson
I published my first piece of content, How to Find an Existing Logical File, in Midrange Computing Magazine, January 1999.
I have worked in systems development for over 16 years, during which time I took a break to become a registered nurse. After two years of nursing school and five years of nursing practice, I decided to return to systems development.
I am a proud and decorated veteran of the United States Air Force.
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I have worked in systems development for over 16 years, during which time I took a break to become a registered nurse. After two years of nursing school and five years of nursing practice, I decided to return to systems development.
I am a proud and decorated veteran of the United States Air Force.
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BS Business - High Point University; ADN Nursing - Guilford Tech Comm Coll; ADN Business Computer Programming - Craven Comm. Coll.Motto
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SnowflakesA winter haiku taken from the assignment board.
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Please Don't Play the Race CardRead my response to being accused of racism for disagreeing with some of Barack Obama's actions.
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Occupy ThisAfter reading a response to one of my posts on a social network site, I was inspired to write my own version of this familiar poem.
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My Promises to Take Better Care of the PlanetCertainly everyone knows that Earth Day is April 22, 2011. Just like New Year's Day, pledges and resolutions should be made, even though they probably won't be kept. I made some too, and here they are. -
How to Give Yourself a Spa Style Manicure at HomeTreat yourself or someone special to a spa style manicure right at home. You simply need four basic ingredients and a bare bones manicure kit, some nail polish, and maybe a little extra time -- -
Still Living with OCDRead this article for another glimpse of how I manage to live happily with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). -
The "R" Word as Part of Daily ConversationsThere are a lot of words that have become taboo since I've been around. Surprisingly, this is not one of them. -
The Corner Room (haiku)This is another haiku for my dear cousin Carlos. -
The Ahh Bra: Product ReviewIn the infomercial for the "Ahh Bra," celebrity spokesperson Rhonda Shear claims that it's the most comfortable bra you'll ever wear. I had to find out for myself, and I'd like to share my findings with you. -
The Story of Saint Valentine's DayOn February 14, lovers all over the world will demonstrate their love for one another with gifts of flowers, candy, hearts, and of course, sexy lingerie. Here's how it all started... -
Christina Aguilera (haiku)She blew the National Anthem. Does this happen at her concerts too? -
Florida Mom of Two Allegedly Kills Both for 'Being Mouthy'There were signs of trouble almost three months ago for the Army wife and mother who is now accused of killing her two teenage children for talking back to her.
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All Community Colleges Are Not Created EquallyIn this article, taken from the assignment board, I compare and contrast the two North Carolina community colleges that I attended. I loved one and loathed the other. This article further illustrates my belief that nurses do indeed eat their young. -
The Praying HandsThis article, taken from the assignment board, is about my absolute best hospital experience - but as a nurse. -
Patience and Faith (poem)A poem about depression and faith. -
Charlie Sheen's Latest HospitalizationCharlie Sheen was back in the hospital recently. But unlike his alter ego TV character Charlie Harper, Sheen doesn't seem to be able to bounce back quite so easily. -
Actor Charlie Sheen Hospitalized AgainTelevision actor Charlie Sheen goes to the emergency room yet again. Read the story here.
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I Am So HotI've been having my own personal summer for the last ten years. It's so much fun that I felt the need to share my experiences with others. This article is not for the squeamish.
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Hope and Change at Work (haiku)I have been unemployed for almost six months. You bet I'm hoping for a change!
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Step onto the Green, Carlos (haiku)This is for my cousin Carlos, who is an avid golfer.
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The IRenew Bracelet: Product ReviewThe IRenew Bracelet promises to fix everything that ails ya, from improving your balance to giving you incredible instant balance and energy. Of course I had to have one. Read what I thought about my IRenew Bracelet.
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Superbowl XLV (haiku)While I enjoy watching the game itself, I really watch it for the commercials.
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Scarlet (haiku)Scarlet was the second blue Great Dane we had. Just like Bella, she left us way to soon.
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Steven Tyler (haiku)He's kinda hard to look at in a weird sort of way, but at the same time I can't take my eyes off of him...
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Dead by MorningThis article, taken from the assignment board, is about my absolute worst hospital experience - but as a nurse. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. My mean streak comes out a little...
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American Idol (haiku)It's back for season ten with new hosts Steven Tyler and J-Lo!
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Torture (haiku)I am tired of the bleeding heart liberals protecting the guilty.
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Eternal Summer (haiku)Remember that commercial that said "Don't you love being a woman?" Yeah, right.
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Pajama Jeans: Product ReviewWhen I saw the commercial for Pajama Jeans, I just had to have a pair. Read what I think about them.
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Magic Bullet Personal Blender: Product ReviewIn this article I compare the Osterizer Eight-Speed full size blender, which we have had for years, with my new Magic Bullet. Read what I think of how the Bullet stacks up.
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What Publishing My Dad's Poems Meant to MeMy dad wrote a lot of poetry, which I finally decided to publish over ten years after his passing. This article is about what I learned from his poems.
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Cold Revenge (haiku)Childish? Perhaps. But so is adult workplace bullying. i just couldn't resist any longer.
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Big Dog Feet (haiku)Our vet cannot believe how big our new Great Dane puppy Petey is for his age.
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When You Awaken (haiku)This haiku is for my cousin Carlos.
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Bella (haiku)Our Great Dane Bluebell (Bella) died suddenly and unexpectedly at 11 months old. She was the most beautiful dog i have ever seen.
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Great Dane Water Mouth (haiku)If you have a Dane, you know.
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Proud American (haiku)I wouldn't change my Air Force experience for anything.
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Strong Coffee (haiku)I like my coffee with a bite to it.
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Dog Food in the Sink (haiku)At least half of you know what I'm talking about.
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Deadbeats (haiku)Is there anyone who isn't owed any money?
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My Recipe for Chile Con Queso DipMake sure you have plenty of drinks on hand if you plan to serve this deceptive dish. It looks oh so mild, but it will turn your guests into fire-breathing football fans.
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For Carlos (Haiku)Obviously, this is about my cousin Carlos.
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Summer (Haiku)What can I say, I really miss the pool.
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Ambushed by the PoliceI have a pretty nice history of being pulled over by the police, mostly for speeding. But they didn't pull us over in this case. We were already over, like sitting ducks.
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Michael Vick - so He Wants to See a Man About a DogRead this article for my opinion on Michael Vick owning a dog.
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The Funniest Date EverHow a simple movie date turned into one of the most hilarious memories I have from my dating years.
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I Remember the Blue SwingerRead this article for a poignant look at memories of my very first car.
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Last Minute Christmas Gift IdeasRead this article for some ideas on last minute Christmas gifts.
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The Future of Nursing as I See ItRead this article to find out why, after five years of registered nursing in two specialized environments, I have decided to find another way to make a difference.
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My New Year's Resolutions for 2011Read this article to learn about my New Year's resolutions for 2011, and why they are different from any resolutions I have made in the past.
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Living with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)Read this article for some insight into how Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) can take things out of perspective in a big way.
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The Worst Date EverRead this article for a humorous look at one of the worst dates I have ever had.
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Holiday Gift Ideas for Mail and Paper Carriers, Sanitation Workers, and OthersRead this article to learn about appropriate tipping practices for the mail carrier and others who provide services to us.
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Ideas on How to Decorate Your Front Door for ChristmasRead this article for some ideas on how to decorate your front door for the holiday season.
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Teach Yourself to Knit in One AfternoonRead this article to learn how I taught myself basic knitting skills in one afternoon, and made my first scarf by the next day.
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Take Action to Combat DepressionCombat depression with these simple yet effective strategies.
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Brian David Mitchell Guilty of Kidnapping Elizabeth SmartBrian David Mitchell is convicted of both charges in the Elizabeth Smart Case.
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Tips for Putting Up Outdoor Christmas LightsRead this article to learn some tips on how to make it easier to light up your home and yard for the holidays.
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Five Ways to Make Holiday DonationsRead this article to learn several convenient and affordable ways to make donations during the holidays.Also published on:
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Tips on Cleaning Your KitchenRead this article to learn how I keep my kitchen sparkling in less than thirty minutes a day.
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Five Ways to Burn Off Holiday CaloriesUse these tips to eat, drink, and be merry because you are avoiding the holiday weight gain.
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How to Stick to Your Grocery BudgetLearn how to get the most out of your grocery budget.
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Tips to Avoid Holiday Weight GainRead this article to learn how to enjoy the holiday parties without gaining the holiday weight.
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My Plan to Stretch My Holiday DollarsIn this article, I share my plan to get a lot of holiday out of a little money.Also published on:
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Five Ways to Earn Extra Holiday CashRead this article to learn how to find or make extra spending money this holiday season.Also published on:
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Writing Video Game Product ReviewsLearn how I turned one of my husband's pastimes into a writing project that would give me at least five relevant pieces of content and boost my clout quickly.
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Ex-Yankee Receives Sentence of One Year of Probation and $500 FineRead this article to learn the outcome of the misdemeanor DUI charge against ex-Yankee baseball hero Jim Leyritz.
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Tips for Getting Rid of ClutterGetting rid of clutter is something that most people put off until it can no longer be avoided. By that time it's usually a huge task. Read on for some tips on how to easily get rid of your trash, while you hang on to your treasures.
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Got (Leftover) Turkey? Easy and Delicious Turkey Pasta for TwoDon't feed that turkey to the dog. Learn how to make a quick and delicious meal for two with those Thanksgiving leftovers
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Product Review: Call of Duty Black Ops for Playstation 3 (PS3)Read what one expert video gamer has to say about this popular new release.
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How to Remove Scuffmarks from ShoesYou love to wear those sexy red leather pumps, but you always end up scuffing them. Read this article to learn some easy ways to get rid of those ugly black marks.
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Getting Fit and Fabulous in 2011Read my super easy plan, and you too can lose those holiday pounds in no time.
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Five Easy Meals for Two for Under Ten Dollars EachRead this article to learn how to make five easy and delicious meals for two for under ten dollars each. Eat delicious meals during the week and save money at the same time, without spending hours in the kitchen.
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Felon Steven Hayes Gets Six Death SentencesThe Honorable Judge Jon Blue, of the New Haven Superior Court in New Haven, Conn., handed down this sentence on Thursday, Dec. 2.
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Product Review of Pedigree Large Breed Dry Dog FoodRead this product review of Pedigree Large Breed Dry Dog Food from a long time owner of Great Danes to find out why it's the only dry dog food my Danes eat.
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Easy Meatloaf RecipeOnce you prepare this dish for your family, and you discover how simple and delicious it is, you will make it part of your weekly menu.
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I'm Proud to be an Organ DonorYou've probably heard the expression, "Give '˜til it hurts." Becoming an organ donor is the ultimate gift, and I promise you won't feel a thing.
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Casey Anthony Back in Court"Tot mom" Casey Anthony faces the Honorable Belvin Perry for another hearing in the Orange County courtroom.
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The Debate Over TSA Pat Downs ContinuesIf you have seen or heard a news report in the last week then chances are good that you know about the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) and the newest stepped up security measures.
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My Experience with MenorrhagiaMenorrhagia, caused by uterine fibroids, caused me to give up any chance to bring a new life into the world in order to save my own.
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Using Yahoo! Contributor Network to Launch my Writing Career: Part IIIThe key to success in freelance writing is mastering Search Engine Optimization (SEO). This article gives a basic explanation of why this is true.
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Jawbone Found in Aruba -- Authorities Say it's Not Natalee Holloway'sAccording to Aruban authorities, the human female jawbone that was found on Nov. 12, 2010, in Aruba is not that of missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway.
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Using Yahoo! Contributor Network to Launch my Writing Career: Part IIMy goal is to publish 100 pieces of content by the end of 2010. Here is my plan for achieving that goal.
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Bullying in the Adult WorkplaceIf you think bullying only happens in school, think again.
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Using Yahoo! Contributor Network to Launch my Writing Career: Part IRecently, I found myself suddenly and unexpectedly unemployed. I decided to hold off on the job search for a while so that I could work from home as a freelance writer.
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Jim Leyritz Acquitted of Vehicular ManslaughterFormer New York Yankee and World Series Hero Jim Leyritz was acquitted in 2007 death of Fredia Veitch.
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Missing Ohio Family Found in Hollow TreeMatthew Hoffman remains jailed on kidnapping charges after the gruesome discovery of a missing Ohio family.
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Complaints Against National Airport SecurityHis name is John Tyner, aka blogger Johnny Edge. His now famous quote, "If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested," has gone viral. It seems that the TSA has come under fire for their measures to ensure the safety of everyone's junk.
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The Worst Vacation EverIt was the week before our dream vacation, and the Mexican border was closed to tourists.
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Beached Jawbone Found in ArubaDNA testing has been scheduled on a jawbone fragment found in Aruba to determine if there is a connection to the Natalee Holloway case.Also published on:
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Stay Healthy During Cold and Flu Season with These Simple GuidelinesWith the start of November comes the onset of cold and flu season. By following the guidelines in this article, you and your family can take steps to avoid becoming sick from a cold or flu virus this season.
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Multi Level Marketing (MLM): It's Not for MeI have decided to abandon my MLM business and look for other ways to earn income from home. Here are some of the reasons why.
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How to Make a Tossed SaladWith the holidays fast approaching, family holiday dinner menus are being planned all over the country and the world. No holiday meal is complete without this basic, yet beautiful and delicious dish on the table.
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How to Hang a Spoon on Your NoseYou can learn to hang a spoon from your nose by following the easy instructions in this article.
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Managing My OCD - Three Basic StrategiesLike many of you, I live with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or OCD. It can be difficult to live with at best, and crippling at worst. Here are three basic strategies that help me to manage my OCD, and they may help you to manage yours.
