Immodiumabuser.com

My friend Lisa told me a long time ago-right after she screamed "Hey TinyTanks-lets go!" into the men's room because apparently her life was too busy to let someone stop to pee-that I was put on this earth for the very sole purpose of making other people laugh at me. My life has proven her point countless times over. To share those stories, I started www.immodiumabuser.com
I have a LOT (An abnormal amount) of pooping stories, hence the adoration of Imodium AD. It is not an addiction, it is a lifestyle choice. I, literally, will not leave the house without Imodium in my pocket. I mean, they say your body is your home and would you ever choose NOT to get insurance and just chance it '" NEVER! Throughout my life, the constant support system and the thing that enabled me to accomplish anything has been Imodium. I am not being sarcastic, I'm actually getting a bit nostalgic. Imodium AD has literally saved my life and the back of many a pair of my suit pants. I would never have been able to go to Woodstock, Study Abroad, or go on a month and a half tour across Europe had it not been for Imodium AD. This is my fan letter to the makers because bestowing upon them the highest honor I can give is the only way I can think of to pay them back for all that they've done for me. My dream is to one day be on the Imodium AD box. Some people want to be on a Wheaties box, but screw that: I wanna do something important. One would think that by sharing a personal ambition with you, you'd be encouraging '" but not my wife. I downloaded the testimonial forms and wrote a long love letter thanking the makers of Imodium AD and told her about it. Her response: "Are you an idiot? You want to be on the box? What am I gonna tell my mother, the man I that married wants to be the face of diarrhea? What does that make me? What's wrong with you?" I could have been internationally known but, needless to say I didn't send my testimonial in...