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Casey Anthony Verdict Not Guilty, but She's Attained Celebritydom & Her Place in HeavenThe verdict of the Casey Anthony Trial was "not guilty", which is good for her, but more importantly, she has earned her celebrity, and now has a place in Heaven. -
Peter Falk, Star of Columbo, Dead at 83: But Don't Be Sad: All Celebrities Go to HeavenPeter Falk, star of the hit TV show Columbo, has died at age 83.Many are mourning his loss, but I say to you, do not be sad, for all celebrities go to Heaven. -
Jersey Shore Girl Snooki in Custody After Cop Car Crash; Yet Another Sign of Brutality Toward CelebritiesSnooki, the star from Jersey Shore, was taken into police custody in Florence, Italy after crashing into a police car. More police brutality toward celebrities. -
Randy Macho Man Savage Dies in Car Accident, & Only One Day Before All Celebrities Go to HeavenRandy 'Macho Man' Savage died in a car accident in Florida. -
Nicholas Cage Domestic Abuse Charges Dropped After Drunken Argument with WifeNicolas Cage's domestic abuse charges were dropped three weeks after he was arrested following a drunken argument with his wife. -
Emma Watson, Harry Potter Star, Leaving Brown University; Too Many Non-Celebrities ThereHarry Potter star, Emma Watson, to leave Brown University because there are too many non-celebrities there. -
Lady Gaga's New Single 'Judas' Leaks, Catholic League is Appalled: Everybody Forgot Jesus was a CelebrityLady Gaga's new single, Judas, leaked online, and the Catholic League has condemned the song and video as sacrilegious. They forgot Jesus was a celebrity, and Judas too. -
Barry Bonds Found Guilty of Obstruction of Justice in Perjury / Steroids TrialBarry Bonds was found guilty on obstruction of justice, but the jury was divided on other charges. Barry Bonds is not guilty in God's law, because he's a celebrity. -
Tom Hanks to Star in "Cloud Atlas", A New Book-To-FilmTom Hanks will be starring in the new book-to-film, Cloud Atlas. Hanks is a mega celebrity with a godly energy. -
Eva Longoria Releases Cookbook 'Eva's Kitchen' For Non-CelebritiesEva Longoria releases a cookbook called Eva's Kitchen. The cookbook explains a celebrity's audacity to add salt when she wants to add salt. -
Tina Fey is Pregnant: 30 Rock Star to Have Second ChildTina Fey is pregnant. Fey stars in the show, 30 Rock and is an alum of Saturday Night Live. -
Vanilla Ice to Be in 'I Hate You, Dad' , New Adam Sandler ComedyVanilla Ice lands a major movie role in Adam Sandler's new comedy, I Hate You, Dad. -
Charlie Sheen Still Winning in Chicago; Detroit Still Losing (and Always Will Be)Charlie Sheen's tour, My Violent Torpedo of Truth, gets standing ovation at his live show in Chicago. Chicago knows about winning and talent. Sheen got booed in Detroit because Detroit only knows about losing. -
Snooki from Jersey Shore Gets $32K to Speak at RutgersSnooki from Jersey Shore was paid $32K to talk at Rutgers about hairstyles, tanning, and the gym, while Nobel-winning novelist, Toni Morrison gets $2K less than Snooki to speak in May. -
Mad Men Creator Matthew Weiner, AMC Reach Contract DealThe creator of Mad Men, Matthew Weiner, has struck a deal with AMC after a bitter fight that had taken place earlier in the week. -
Elizabeth Taylor Dead; Actress Dies at 79Elizabeth Taylor is dead. The legendary actress died from congestive heart failure at age 79.
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Dennis Kucinich Says Obama's Libya Air Strikes an Impeachable OffenseDennis Kucinich said Barack Obama could be impeached over his missile attack in Libya. Operation Odyssey Dawn was, to Kucinich, an impeachable offense.
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Barack Obama's Airstrikes in the War on Libya Should Not Be Decried, but ApplaudedBarack Obama has been criticized for his airstrikes on Libya, but his Libya policy, nor any of Obama's war policies should be decried. Obama is simply getting rid of non-celebrity nations.
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Charlie Sheen May Be Back on CBS' Two and a Half MenCharlie Sheen is still winning, and this time CBS is begging Sheen to come back to Two and a Half Men, even though they had officially fired him from the sitcom.
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Eva Longoria Celebrates 36th Birthday & is Moving on After Divorce like a Desperate Housewife ShouldEva Longoria is over her divorce and celebrated her 36th birthday in a week of indulgent sex, cake, and booze. Longoria is a prime example of what is meant by the phrase: All celebrities come from God.
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Tiger Woods Has a New Non-Celebrity Girlfriend, Alyse Lahti JohnstonTiger Woods has a new girlfriend, Alyse Lahti Johnston. Woods threatens to contaminate the celebrity world by exposing himself to the disease of the non-celebrity realm.
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May 21, 2011 is Judgment Day, the Rapture, and the End of the World for Non-CelebritiesMay 21, 2011 is Judgment Day, the Rapture will take place and those who are saved (celebrities) will be taken to Heaven like Elijah in a fiery tornado of opulence and divinity. The world ends on Oct 21 and all non-celebrities will be destroyed by fire.
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Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger Split Up Despite Having Found True LoveBradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger split up. Breakup rumors have surfaced. America and the world remembers the love and joy showered upon this knockout couple.
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Dave Grohl & the Foo Fighters Will Destroy Ryan Murphy and His Show GleeDave Grohl and the Foo Fighters have refused to go on Ryan Murphy's show, Glee. Grohl has said nasty things about Murphy and Glee, and does not like the pressure to be on the show.
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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Caught Drinking Again -- This Time Kombucha TeaLindsay Lohan has been caught drinking again. This time, as her probation report says, she was drinking Kombucha tea, which has an alcohol level of 0.5% or less. Lindsay is being harassed by imperfect people at the L.A. County Probation Department.
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LeAnn Rimes is Not Skinny, She is Just Not Fat like 90% of Americans, so She Has to Defend Her WeightLeAnn Rimes pictures have fans worried she is too skinny. Rimes has lost weight, and has defended her weight loss on Twitter. 90% of Americans are fat, so they think LeAnn Rimes is too skinny.
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The Death of Marilyn Monroe's Quote, If You Can't Handle Me at My Worst, Then You Sure as Hell Don't Deserve Me at My BestMarilyn Monroe's most famous quote among the less beautiful and more insipid female youth of today should not be used. Very few women are as beautiful as Monroe, and those that are as beautiful are instantly made into celebrities.
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Japan Earthquake 2011: Out of Every Catastrophe (Earthquakes) Comes Goodness (Celebrities)Japan earthquake, 2011. An 8.9 earthquake has left Japan in shambles. Hollywood's celebrities will play a major role in bringing support and comfort to Japan's people.
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Jesus was a CelebrityOnly celebrities will be admitted into Heaven. In America there is a myth going around that human beings who believe in the right religious beliefs will go to Heaven, but that myth is simply out of control and categorically false.
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Can Any Afghani Be Even 1/1000th as Great as Brad Pitt? American Celebrities Make America a Great Nation, Not Its Politicians or CitizensAmerica is only as great as its celebrities, not because of its politicians or citizens. Places like Africa, which do not produce many celebrities, should not be treated or given aid until they start producing celebrities.
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What is a Hollywood Celebrity & Why Are Celebrities Important?What is a celebrity, and why are celebrities important? Take a look at the stars of Hollywood to see what makes a celebrity.
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Joaquin Phoenix, Brad PItt and Alicia Keys Have What it Takes to Be CelebritiesIf you don't shine like Brad Pitt, Joaquin Phoenix, and Alicia Keys, then you don't have what it takes to be a celebrity. It takes a certain, special person to be a celebrity, and if you don't have it, stop trying to be a celebrity!