Brian Orndorf
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"Drive Angry 3D" is the End of Nicolas CageThere's car porn, naked ladies, bad wigs, numerous goons with guns, and enough explosions to officially declare Louisiana a war zone, but there's no B-movie joy to the film. -
Owen Wilson Ruins Marriage in "Hall Pass"A robotic effort, guided by the brothers in an insincere manner that suggests career panic over true comedic bravery. It's a gross-out enterprise that's largely miscast, overly schticky, and morally disoriented.
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Martin Lawrence Hits Rock Bottom with "Big Mommas"11 years later, we're faced with a third installment, providing Lawrence an opportunity to flex his atrophying box office muscle and reinvent the "Big Momma" brand, bringing in rising star Brandon T. Jackson to carry on the glorious cross-dressing cause. -
Liam Neeson Has CRS Disease in "Unknown"Kicks off with an inert concept for suspense and proceeds to hog pile on the plot with total abandon, slapping on the whoppers and clichés like a maniac. In fact, the only thing missing from this Liam Neeson thriller is a cameo by Liam Neeson. -
Alex Pettyfer Goes Alien for "I Am Number Four"Though dealing with intergalactic invasion, corporeal powers, and laser guns, "I Am Number Four" is a relatively tame creation, lacking a thunderous, textured cinematic quality that would separate it from the average ABC Family movie. -
The Shadows Come to Kill in "Vanishing on 7th Street"While flawed and perhaps a bit too elusive, "Vanishing on 7th Street" is an interesting little sci-fi/horror hybrid that urges the viewer to fear the dark, skillfully executed with a healthy amount of scares and inviting confusion. -
Swim Away from James Cameron's "Sanctum"There's a lot of visual activity here, but no excitement. Instead, the director feebly stages the numbing confrontations and physical exertion, making the whole effort feel like a glorified basic cable movie. -
Natalie Portman is 'The Other Woman'A sluggish, shrill picture that deals with significant issues of loss and betrayal in the clumsiest manner imaginable. -
Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher Sex Up 'No Strings Attached'I'm not sure what Reitman's doing fixating on the genital action of twentysomethings, but if there was ever a reason to root against the upcoming (maybe) "Ghostbusters 3," this movie proves the filmmaker is out of creative gas. -
Seth Rogen Shines as 'The Green Hornet' (Film Review)Rogen plays the masked avenger as a boob, though a financially powerful, easily impressed boob. His instincts to turn the role into comedy serve him well, making his "Green Hornet" a screwy addition to the parade of stern superhero releases.